Bend knees. Straighten arms. Stand and twist. Don't let go. Face-plant. Repeat. No one ever told me salt water up the nose could be so much fun! Some call it wake boarding. I call it water boarding, trolling for sharks in the Indian Ocean, or my personal favorite ... face boarding.  Well, I wish I could say that I got the hang of it immediately or at all for that matter. While it was wildly entertaining for the boat operator, lets just say I'll be sticking to knee boarding for now. Please excuse me now. I have to blow my nose. There's an ocean in it.